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Sunday, 16 November 2014

"I have a bruise on my forehead"

I made a silly joke today! :3

→The Setup←

His favorite song is Sledgehammer by Fifth Harmony. I used to watch and root for them on X Factor back when I was still going out with my ex (oops, I'm straying off topic). But anyway, the chorus to the song goes like this:

If you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

If you could feel my heart beat now

It would hit you like a sledgehammer

→The Joke←

So I told him, "I have a bruise on my forehead."
He replied, "babe what did you do?"
I teased, "I press my ear against your heart and your heart beat hit me like a sledgehammer"
And he said, "dammit babe, lol, I was worried, but that was cute"

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