"...big fat pink dildo"
Monday, I'm a whore
Tuesday, I'm a porn star
Wednesday, my sugar daddy will buy me a sports car
Thursday, I'm a bitch boy
Friday, I'm a slut
Saturday, I'll wear a jock strap to show off my butt
Sunday, I have church
but I'll probably not go
Unless I have my big fat pink dildo
A poem by Zacsky